A PERFECT DAY

A PERFECT DAY


I woke up and was told that today is the last day I have to live so I get out of my bed and go in to my kitchen and I make myself some eggs and bacon and I her the bacon sisal then after I make that I eat . It’s so good it’s so rich then I go and get dressed for the day and I go to cedar point it looks like so much fun. And I am going to rid all of the rids that they have there.

Then I will go get lunch from McDonalds I will get a big Mac a large fry and a large drink. And then I eat the big Mac it is so good the cheese is perfectly melted on the burger. I get the food and my mom takes me back to our house and then I eat my lunch with my whole family. And my family will have a party so we can have fun and not be sad about me I want ever one to be happy so we can have fun. I want to hear and see my family have fun I want it to be like a going away party.

Then after the party my family and I will all have little czar’s pizza for dinner and some bread sticks it smells so good. Hot pizza it looks so good sop I just eat the whole pizza in ten minutes. Then we go to the cider mill and get a lot of cider a donuts I like the cinnamon donuts the bets cause they have the most sugar on them and I would get some ceramal covered apples with nuts on them .Then I will pick out the biggest pumpkin they have at the cider mill.

Then all of my family will go back to my house and we will have another party but this one will be outside. And all of the kids that are in my family will go running around my whole naber hued knocking on people’s doors and running away before the people in the house get to the door to answer .The door and just doing that to almost everyone on my block has been ding dong ditch and it will be so funny if we get caught do it. Then after we all get tired we go back to my house and rest.



By: Zack Robak

Jokes

1. Q: You might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion?

2. Q: You know your a redneck when your stair master has a?

3. Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

4. Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?

5. Q: Why did the baseball player get arrested?

6. Q: Why were the baseball players so hot & sweaty?

7. Q: Why did the campers bring a baseball player with them?

8. Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?

9. Q: Why did the golfer take a spare pair of pants?

10.Q: Why didn't the nose make the volleyball team?

In Ten Years

I will be 24 living in my own apartment in new York and will be living by my self and I will have my own car that I bought with my own money that I got from my job. I work for a my dad my dad owns his own business and when I work for my dad I wont get fired. The business is a trucking business that ships car parts to plants that make them. I will have a 2010 ford mustang that I bout for myself. I bought my apartment it is in the city by all the stores my job pays 1000 a week. 4000 every month and I have the summers off and all the holidays off with pay. I go to the bar at night a hang out with my friends every Friday. I wake up the next morning and go and get dunckin donuts for breakfast and bring it bake to eat at my apartment .
And I go to football games there and during the week I go to hockey games with my friends and we stay out late and go to the bar cause there is no curfew. And there are no parents to tell me what to do and I can do what every I want cause I will be an adult and I make my own rules. And I don’t have to wake up early to go to school I have to wake up for but I get paid unlike school you don’t get paid you just do work and don’t get paid. I will like my job cause I get to work with my dad and I will get money for doing it I will have some nice stuff like a nice t,v, cause I can by one with 4000 dollars a week

ABC

A is for, apple cause I like to eat them. A is also for, asome cause im asome.
B is for , bird cause I have a bird. B is also for, baseball cause it’s a sport I like to play.
C is for,cat cause my friend has a cat. C is also for, cool cause im cool.
D is for,dog cause I have two dogs. D is also for,danger caues its my middle name.
E is for,elephant cause I like them. E is also for, eating cause I love to eat.
F is for,food cause food is good. F is also for,football cause I like to watch it.
G is for,good cause im good. G is alsofor,gmail cause I just made one for school.
H is for,is for hockey cause I like to play it. H is also for, harry potter caues its cool.
I is for,is for invalved cause I am invalved in stuff. I is also for, imagin cause I like to imagin.
J is for,jokes cause I like telling them. J is also for, justin cause he is my friend.
K is for,king cause im the king of my house. K is also for,kangarroo cause they can jump high.
L is for,lol cause I like to txt that to my friends. L is also for,loud cause I like to be loud.
M is for,mom cause she buys me stuff. M is also for,monster caues they are scary.
N is for,naps caues I like to take naps.
O is for,october caues that’s when my sisters b-day is.
P is for,ps2 cause I like to play it. P is also for , ps3 caues its fun play with.
Q is for,quite cause I like the quite.
R is for,Robak cause that’s my last name.
S is for,soccer caues I like it. S is also for,stevenson caues I go there.
Tis for,travis cause he is my friend. T is also for, tripping people in soccer.
Uis for,unbrella cause I like to use them when it rains.
Vis for,vanila ice cream cause it is good.
W is for,white house cause that’s is were the president is.
X is for,x-box cause I like to play it.
Y is for,yoyo cause I like to play with my yoyo.
Z is for,Zack cause its my first name. Z is also for,zebra cause I like there strips.

My favorite teacher is Mr. Sewart he teaches small engines its fun cause I get to work with my hands. I like working with my hands cause I am good with my hands. I am also good with tools I know what tools I need to work on my engine. we got are engines and then we got to see if it would start and it didn’t start so me and my partner had to take it apart and are engine blows up. In side and it was the connecting rod that blu up so we couldn’t start it and that was the day that we had to have them running but. We didn’t and we only get to work on the engine Tuesday and Thursday so we have to wait to Tuesday to try and get it started . we got a new connecting rod but we couldn’t fix it yet cause we didn’t know how to fix it and we needed help from the teacher but he was bissy. So we put stuff to gather that we could do and that we know how to do .And then it was the end of class so we had allot of parts that were not on the engine and we had to put all of it in a locker. Then we put are tools away to the people in the tool grib the tool grib is were all the tools are so you just go up to the tool grib and ask them for a tool and what size you need. To work on your engine and the people in the tool grib don’t get to work on there engine that work day they have to stay in there the hole work time I can’t wait till me and my partner are going to do it.

the first day of school

The first day of school I was excited to see all the people that I haven't seen. And I was excited to meet my teachers and to find out who are in my classes. To see whose lockers are by my locker and to see who I have lunch with. To see if my electives are going to be fun and if the teachers are nice and if they are good teachers or bad teachers. I was weird that I was going to get lost in the big school and be lat on the first day of school .

I was excited to go to my small Eugine's class is fun and to see how my gym class is they are both fun. I like that I have b lunch cause it’s easier. To go to lunch during the class than going before or after the class cause you have your teacher to tell you when you can go to lunch and so I think its allot easier to have b lunch. And sometimes I go to the school store and get candy. I like my small engine class I like to work with my hands and to get my hands dirty with creecy and then I clean them.