A PERFECT DAY

A PERFECT DAY


I woke up and was told that today is the last day I have to live so I get out of my bed and go in to my kitchen and I make myself some eggs and bacon and I her the bacon sisal then after I make that I eat . It’s so good it’s so rich then I go and get dressed for the day and I go to cedar point it looks like so much fun. And I am going to rid all of the rids that they have there.

Then I will go get lunch from McDonalds I will get a big Mac a large fry and a large drink. And then I eat the big Mac it is so good the cheese is perfectly melted on the burger. I get the food and my mom takes me back to our house and then I eat my lunch with my whole family. And my family will have a party so we can have fun and not be sad about me I want ever one to be happy so we can have fun. I want to hear and see my family have fun I want it to be like a going away party.

Then after the party my family and I will all have little czar’s pizza for dinner and some bread sticks it smells so good. Hot pizza it looks so good sop I just eat the whole pizza in ten minutes. Then we go to the cider mill and get a lot of cider a donuts I like the cinnamon donuts the bets cause they have the most sugar on them and I would get some ceramal covered apples with nuts on them .Then I will pick out the biggest pumpkin they have at the cider mill.

Then all of my family will go back to my house and we will have another party but this one will be outside. And all of the kids that are in my family will go running around my whole naber hued knocking on people’s doors and running away before the people in the house get to the door to answer .The door and just doing that to almost everyone on my block has been ding dong ditch and it will be so funny if we get caught do it. Then after we all get tired we go back to my house and rest.



By: Zack Robak

Jokes

1. Q: You might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion?

2. Q: You know your a redneck when your stair master has a?

3. Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

4. Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?

5. Q: Why did the baseball player get arrested?

6. Q: Why were the baseball players so hot & sweaty?

7. Q: Why did the campers bring a baseball player with them?

8. Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?

9. Q: Why did the golfer take a spare pair of pants?

10.Q: Why didn't the nose make the volleyball team?

In Ten Years

I will be 24 living in my own apartment in new York and will be living by my self and I will have my own car that I bought with my own money that I got from my job. I work for a my dad my dad owns his own business and when I work for my dad I wont get fired. The business is a trucking business that ships car parts to plants that make them. I will have a 2010 ford mustang that I bout for myself. I bought my apartment it is in the city by all the stores my job pays 1000 a week. 4000 every month and I have the summers off and all the holidays off with pay. I go to the bar at night a hang out with my friends every Friday. I wake up the next morning and go and get dunckin donuts for breakfast and bring it bake to eat at my apartment .
And I go to football games there and during the week I go to hockey games with my friends and we stay out late and go to the bar cause there is no curfew. And there are no parents to tell me what to do and I can do what every I want cause I will be an adult and I make my own rules. And I don’t have to wake up early to go to school I have to wake up for but I get paid unlike school you don’t get paid you just do work and don’t get paid. I will like my job cause I get to work with my dad and I will get money for doing it I will have some nice stuff like a nice t,v, cause I can by one with 4000 dollars a week